Leading the Blind
You can file this polling data under the heading “Things that make me sad.” As ineffectual as he’s been, Governor Paterson seems to be more of a well-meaning boob than the calculating rat-faced attack bitch he may have to face, and he’s easier on the eyes (haha, blind joke!). Giuliani doesn’t even hold the appeal of being a gay-loving cross-dresser anymore, now that he has come out (haha gay pun!) against gay marriage. The only thing to do is get another calculating rat-faced attack dog back in the game for the Democrats. So, Spitzer for Governor! We want a man in Albany who only uses the numbers nine and eleven when he’s counting his whore diamonds.





5:38 pm • Saturday • April 25, 2009
Paterson might surprise you – I still have a little faith in him.
In other NY news, the Jets just picked up Mark Sanchez (USC quarterback) by trading a few players and a second round pick to Browns for 1st round fifth. Could be interesting – now they need a wide receiver.