After reading of this latest debacle de Palin, I’m stunned by how much she resembles–no–she is the modern day Monsieur Valenod, the horrifyingly crass, unscrupulous village director from The Red & The Black:

…by utter disregard for all decency and self-respect… Monsieur Valenod had said to the grocers, “Let me have the two greatest fools among you”; to the lawyers, “Show me the two greatest charlatans in your court”; and to the health officers, “Give me your two greatest quacks.” When he had gathered the scum of each class, he had said to them, “Let us carry on the administration together.”

FSM help us, it’s as true today as it was in 1828.

Now now, it has been scientifically proven that catching The Ghey is more complicated than that.

It requires an artistically perfect BJ, HJ or RJ–or at the very least–a single kiss, especially one caught on a TMZ camera, in order to cause a permanent, insatiable craving for tha Meat Lover’s Special.

“that each of us is owed prosperity and a certain standard of living.” I have agree with that to a certain extent, but I mostly see it in the folks he supports, you know, Republicans and who are the folks who think that taxes are for little people and that tax cuts are grand.

But seriously, whenever I think of the words “incoherent rambling of a senile old psychopath,” I only think of Scalia.

The most shocking moment of all came when one of the students informed Justice Thomas, after his near violent denunciation of Brown vs. Board of Education, that he is, in fact, a black, which he angrily denied and objected to most vociferously.

Depends on if the het Craigslist personals are more creative than the gay ones, since those are mostly kahk shots (not that there’s anything wrong with that, but how does one sum up one’s personal, authentic, inherent essence and contribution to the world in a kahk shot?).