Four on the Floor
Times are tough all over in the travel industry. Which is why the White Cockatoo, an awesomely named resort in suspiciously named Queensland, Australia, divides its calendar among months for families, months for nudists — even a month for pestorking nudists.
And which, in turn, leads to this travel advisory: Do not confuse the months.
John Harrison, whose age would suggest he’s better seen with his clothes on, learned that his attire was not welcome during “a confrontation with a group of naked women” at the resort, who not only insisted he disrobe, but prompted a call to the police before anyone realized they were all reenacting one of our favorite moments from The Meaning of Life.
Mr. Harrison was waiting for dinner with his wife when the ruckus began. The four naked women (because we cannot stress this enough) complained about Mr. Harrison’s evening wear to resort owner Tony Fox (also naked), who agreed with them, in the process delivering a line we fear we’ll go to our grave without ever hearing:
“I think you’re being disrespectful to these women by being dressed.”
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11:07 pm • Friday • March 6, 2009
Its not just a delightful story, I see a hilarious play. Benedick, Benedick, come on, this is just wonderful, a non-nudist couple showing up during swingers nudist week at the resort, OMG, funny funny funny.