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Cankles Away!

Gawker Media presents the Croatian Edition of Jzbl.

Prommie’s Wild Ride [Jezebel, “disemvoweled”]

Prommie wins Worst Comment of the Day [Jezebel]

Jamie Sommers: “Yep.” [Stinque]

The Heart and Soul of the 21st Century GOP: Neonazis, Snakehandlers, Psychopathic Theocrats and Neomedievalists!

The Heart and Soul of the 21st Century GOP: Neonazis, Snakehandlers, Psychopathic Theocrats and Neomedievalists! A Party for the Totally Fucked!

The GOP’s monstrous miscalculation in courting snakehandlers, neonazies and neomedievalists over the last 30 years is coming home to roost with rising cadres of the twisted, disenfranchised outcasts forming up into massive, ultraviolent Adkisson Brigades, a raging stormfront of barking madness, hate and unquenchable racist fury, a recent report has found.

The Southern Poverty Law Center released a report this week that found neonazi outfits has grown by more than 54 percent in the last eight years, whipped into face-biting frenzies, no doubt, by declining economies in the American heartland as well as the right wing media and hatecaster community’s frenzied fear mongering and veiled white power booyahs on behalf of the Republican Party.

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The eyes of Texas are upon you. You cannot get away.

Report sharply criticizes sex education in Texas schools [Fort Worth Star-Telegram]

Item: The San Francisco Chronicle is seriously on the ropes. May close within weeks.

Yeah, we all knew that Dead Tree was going the way of the dinosaur. But I don’t know if I’m ready for this . . .

snakehandlers Because someone has to keep an eye on the Bible thumpers:

Georgia Woman Runs Over Boyfriend for Not Going to Church

Baltimore Father Stabs Son After Teen Refuses to Remove Hat in Church

Bobby Jindal Casts Out Chances For Higher Office

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RNCs Promise to Crush Dissent and Treasonous Collaboration With All Due Brutality and Single Minded Fanaticism Delights the Party Faithful

Newly appointed RNC Chairman Michael Steele is preparing to stomp the three GOP Senators who crossed the aisle and voted in favor of the recently passed economic revitalization package, to punish heretical moderation that threatens to forestall the party’s hysterical, psychopathic march to cataclysmic implosion.

At once, the party uberfuhrer will prove his bona fides as a grinning fanatic and as the ultimate enforcer of the GOP by bringing down his boot on the throats of party apostates. “Collaboration is surrender. The party says to them, ‘those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live’,” Steele spat at Neil Cavuto during Cavuto’s regularly scheduled Fox News hatecast on February 23.

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We know, but we've already used the DeMille shot.

Well, that was interesting. We have no idea how yesterday’s dirge reached Ana Marie Cox, but once she posted it in her Twitter feed, the phone started ringing off the hook.

Granted, that was Wells Fargo trying to pitch us insurance, but still.

We first noticed something odd was happening when Twitter sent us a handful of subscription notices in the morning, immediately surpassing our monthly average. And then RomeGirl told us folks were subscribing to her Twitter feed as well.

We’ll call that the Twitter Trickle. And flagellate ourself for doing so.

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