GOP Hero Gleefully Confesses to Murdering Liberal Church’s Members; Ponders 2012 Run as Talibunny’s VP

I would like to think that this is the last of these types of things, but I have a bad feeling that it will only get worse as the Unicorn Administration wears on. The more liberal Episcopalian churches are next — probably by the hands of those fossils in the ECUSA who want to split and be ruled over by an African bishop because gay people are evil and dirty.

Brain dead, crazy and guns just don’t fucking mix.

Nice use of the word “library” although I doubt one can really call it that.

@rptrcub: Nah, with episcopalians its not so much homophobia as that they always have to have some kind of silly fued going on with someone. Its a low church thing, they feel looked-down on because they are, well, low. But no, not even low church episcopalians would resort to violence, they will sit together in the same room and smile at each other every day for 30 years, all the while seething with rage and hatred, but they will not resort to violence.

Hey, lookie here, this guy was a REAL Adkisson Brigader: http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/02/11/homegrown-white-supremacist-terrorist-in-maine/

He was building a dirty, dirty bomb.

@Prommie: Will we see the Republicans denounce domestic terrorism from these bastards? No.

I like the dinosaur.

“In the world we live in, people attending religious services are high on the vulnerability menu.”

So wrote a veteran cop in Handguns magazine (April/May 2009, on newsstands now) in an article called “Any Given Sunday”, on defensive church going. Seriously.

His main tip – sit in a back corner where you can see who comes in and have only two sides to defend with a lot of stuff in between you and the main entrance. Dude of course packs heat en la iglesia.

Hey, I just got it for the cover stories on “Why Snubnose Revolvers Still Rock” (in an increasingly semi-auto world) and on types of bullets for handloading ammo. Interestingly enough, the article did not mention that the last big church shooting was a RWNJ (right wing nut job) looking to snuff out our lib/prog brothers and sisters.

@redmanlaw: Aren’t they always RWNJs? I can’t remember the last time a ‘liberal’ entered a church and gunned people down.

But the idea of packing heat in a church!

@Prommie: Yep, just like any other American who voted for McCain.

@Benedick: Yeah, the minister should just have something with full auto mounted on the altar, just in case.

That’s for in case someone needs an express ticket to Hell.

@Chain: Our deacon at the 7:30 mass used to be a narc.

@Prommie: Yes, Episcopalians prefer the traditional backstabbing, blackballing at the country club and junior league, and screwin each other on real estate deals, but I do worry about outside wingnuts taking aims at them. My friend’s church in Pasadena, which started blessing same sex unions in the late ’90s, is regularly picketed on Sundays. At the OKC Cathedral, which was downtown, we had a homeless guy come in and start raving during a Lenten weekday service, not long after a church shooting in Texas. We all froze, but the ex-Marine priest stopped the homily and went directly into the creed, which seemed to throw the guy off long enough for two other priests to escort him out (and sit and talk with him for an hour before helping him to a shelter).

@redmanlaw: So did the Episcopal Bishop of OK.

@Mistress Cynica: There was also a story I heard about how members of the Episcopal Georgia Mothership Church, Christ Church in Savannah, helped to throw a member’s daughters shit out on the curb when the momma decided to tell her adult daughter to leave her house.

@rptrcub: Jesus says fuck you and die in the dark and cold. What christianity is all about.

They get to wear like vestments and shit? You could hide a Gattling gun in some of those robes. Might be a story for Christianity Today if you want to put on your writer’s hat again. “Avenging Vestments: Dressing to Kill When Your Church is Under Attack!” You could cover all the concealed weapons scenarios available to clergy given different combinations of weapons and vestments.

@Prommie: this is due to C of E roots — Anglicanism, and by extension, Episcopalianism, is usually pretty wishy-washy. You can hate the fuck out of your neighbor and never say it for 30 years because it wouldn’t be prudent. But in some cases, you do get the crazy fucks who aren’t Catholic because they hate the pope but like everything else about the church — so they don’t go full-on Protestant or evangelical.

Death is too good for a fucker like Adkisson, who clearly wants to be a martyr to the cause. American fucking Taliban, indeed.