Comments on: Cheney Firm Sued for Letting Animals Eat Amputated Limbs & for Poisoning American Troops and Firm’s Workers

By: EffeteHipster

EffeteHipster — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:20:34 +0000

"What's the ug-li-est pa-art 0f your body? Some say your nose; some say your toes; I think it's your mi-nd (I think it's your mind, {growing note of panic} I think it's your m-inD) audio distortion/volume increase..Frank Zappa. Audio increase with frantic rising pitch to 150-decibel crash into the final sustained chord of Sgt, Pepper ...The Beatles. No, I would NOT want to turn Cheney on (it's illegal. for Chrissake!!) I would want to turn Cheney OUT; out of office, out of Washington, out to Wyoming for survivalist training. First challenge: 3 January nights in a polluted pond (Blackwater Billabong) in his only remaining possession....the urine-soaked Pamper he's wearing. Lots o' luck...DICK!

By: JNOV

JNOV — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:11:54 +0000

@SanFranLefty: Yeah, I'm kind of ignoring the anal pear bidness and focusing on the peach.

By: SanFranLefty

SanFranLefty — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:59:11 +0000

@JNOV: @CheapBoy: Good thing I have the mind bleach around to keep the stains out of the white pants.

By: JNOV

JNOV — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:09:09 +0000

@CheapBoy: Did you ever get that peach juice off your glasses? (Favorite mental image.)

By: CheapBoy

CheapBoy — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:04:47 +0000

What can I say but “Anal Pears for all of them!!” *Razor wire wrapping optional*

Dress them in white pants and keep opening the pears until the blood stains the entirety of the legs red.

After that, a gibbet. Let them rot and swing in the breeze.

By: SanFranLefty

SanFranLefty — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 04:55:53 +0000

@Benedick: Edelweiss...

By: Benedick

Benedick — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 04:33:50 +0000

@Tommmcatt Yet Again: I have to go and lie down. And pull the covers over my head. And think about Julie Andrews.

By: Mistress Cynica

Mistress Cynica — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:59:13 +0000

@Tommmcatt Yet Again: Maybe I can still cancel that pizza I just ordered.

By: JNOV

JNOV — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:45:09 +0000

@SanFranLefty: Pass it this way when you're done, please.

By: SanFranLefty

SanFranLefty — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:41:53 +0000

@Tommmcatt Yet Again:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ack

ack
ack

my eyes!

my ears!

I don’t know if it’s thought of Cheney shitting or Rove with a stiffy that makes me hurl.

Probably the latter.

Can you just imagine? Rolls of pasty white flesh with a teeney weenie dick sticking out.

Do you think he can even SEE his dick when he jacks off?

/hands mind bleach back to ‘Catt